Janch seva samithi

Janch seva samithi


A population survey being taken in a modern times by telephone in the state of Sri Balu Prasad Jadavji.

"NAMASKAR, yeh male/female janch seva samithi hai. Agar app purush hai to phone pe 2 no. Ka button dabaiye, aur agar app female hai to phone par 6 no. Ka button dabaiye, agar inmae se kuch bhi nahe to kuch bhi na dabaiye hum samaj jayen GE."


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Kitni hasin ho tumKhudko dusroki nazrose bachaya karo
Sirf kaajal lagana kafi nahinGaleme nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo


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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.


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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.


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