Best New Funy Sms(2008)

Best New Funy Sms(2008)


Wife - ek baat boloon? par maarna nahi..Hsbnd-boloWife - i m pregnantHsbnd- its gud news, darkyon rahi thi?Wife- shadi ke pahle papa ko batayatha,bari maar pari thi..



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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :

Phulwa, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling onthe wall whenall of a sudden, Phulwa started to singa song. The moment Phulwastopped singing the song,RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChurifelldown from the wall !!!... WHY ???

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coz, they allstarted clapping !!!!


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Q -


In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andthe water level ofthe pond increases. How?


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A- The other 9 fish are crying


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PUPIL, :Would You Punish Me For Some Things I Didn;tDo?TEACHER: Of Cource Not,,PUPIL:Good,Becauce IHaven,t Done My Homework.


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AISI KON SI CHEEZ HAI JO WOMAN MAIN AAGE HOTI HAI AURCOW MAIN PEECHE HITIHAI?????????????????WOMAN=WCOW=W
HARWAQT GALAT MAT SOCHA KARO


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